Saturday, 28 July 2012

Tall Tales - Hermes Stilt

Hermes Stilt enjoyed about nine years of happiness and normality, when he was a child. Back then he was known as Hermes Steed and was surrounded by a loving family. However the world decided he was just perfectly suited for tragedy.

His family accidentally came into the path of a monstrous Demon. Whilst it's uncertain as to whether Hermes genuinely can't remember much from that day, or he simply blocked out the trauma – three things are certain. The Demon killed all of Hermes' family. It tore off his legs. And it escaped.

Eventually some Government people came across the gruesome scene. Hermes pleaded with the Government to make them understand what happened, but this is the Age of Technology. As much as the Government knows there's a lot of unexplained and magical things still in the world, they're the first to deny such things. So rather than believe a terrified boy's story about a Demon, they decided he must be a cold and calculating killer, and charged him with the murder of his family – also sentencing him to death.

Thankfully the Government isn't all bad, and Sir Butchery, one of the President's personal bodyguards, took pity on Hermes and helped him to escape. He brought him to Dr. Fayetteville, an old retired pirate. He believed Hermes' story and built him his mechanical wooden legs. He also agreed to teach the boy to fight and for the next fifteen years, was his personal trainer. The training olny came to an end when Dr. Fayetteville died of a terminal illness. On his death-bed he told Hermes how to find Pyrus, the original pirate, the person he'd have to seek if he wanted to become a Pirate Captain. He revealed to him that Pyrus was an ancient creature – and certainly not to be trusted. He was once a powerful monster, but he was stripped of his power and imprisoned. He was also the best source of information on the Demon.

So Hermes sought out Pyrus and was declared a Pirate Captain. At the same time he dropped the name Steed in place of Stilt, thinking it was a stupid name for someone with no real legs. He also asked Pyrus about his Demon and the two came to an agreement. Whenever Stilt found some item or relic that brought Pyrus a step closer to being free or returning to his old form, he'd offer Stilt a hint about his Demon.

By tradition, Stilt was accompanied on his travels by a long-dead Pirate Captain's ghost, who could offer advice. This was how Stilt came to befriend Captain Jacob Daniels. It was also on this day that he met fellow Pirate Captain, Laura Emmultine. Needless to say, several dates and months later, the two of them were married.

However when it came to piracy, the two of them had severe issues. Whilst Laura was happy to go along killing and robbing, Stilt was decidedly more lawful, declaring that he was falsely accused of murder and he'd never commit a further crime. But even more troubling was Laura's obsession with land. She'd grown up around legends of ancient machines called Terraformers, which could bring land back to the world. Stilt simply couldn't see the point of such a thing and eventually it caused so many arguments that the two decided to get divorced. In fact by the end it was so bad, Laura wanted to kill Stilt... and still does in fact.

So Stilt was practically alone and no closer to finding his Demon. It was time to form a crew...

I always think that Stilt is a remarkably bright and chirpy character, considering his rather grim past. Then again, they say some people are happier as a reflex of such things. Maybe it's the fact that Stilt's got a light Scottish accent. You can never go wrong there.

I like that he's usually very calm and jokey in the face of some the mad adventures he and his crew end up in. He's infinitely brave and unwaveringly loyal, doing anything for his crew. He's also a very smart man, often being the main brain behind all of their plans.

One of the only problems I sometimes have when it comes to writing him is remembering that his legs make him about twelve foot tall, and that can have consequences in normal-sized rooms!

Thursday, 26 July 2012

Tall Tales

Think of a planet, possibly even Earth. Now imagine it's the past... or maybe the future, it doesn't really matter. The important part is that the planet is entirely covered in water. One great big ocean, with not one shred of land. Every sort of building or enterprise you can imagine, takes place on boats and ships. The President and the Government do what they can to keep order, but pirates are still a rather large problem.

This is the world of Tall Tales.

Amongst all of these pirates, Government officials, and normal people, there is a crew composed of Hermes Stilt, a man with stilts for legs, Vanessa the sheep, a ghost named Jacob Daniels, Arthur Scopes a lawyer, a blind doctor by the name of Greta McKlecky, Aphrodite Dutch the ex-wrestler chef, the once legendary senile navigator Edith Font, a crocdilian fisherman called Nigel, and a teenage alchemist known as Nicholas Addamule.

Together they sail the globe, looking for legal treasure and a bit of fun, but often end up dragged into world affairs that tend to threaten everything that wants to keep on living. Whilst they all joined for their own reasons, Stilt formed the crew in order to hunt down a demon who took his legs and framed him for the murder of his family. Being framed for murder at only nine years old was what created Stilt's other passion – always working within the law. His plans are always completely legal and the Government only chases him because of his previous 'crimes'.

This is without a doubt, one of my favourite series to write. I know I love all of my series / children equally, but I'll always hold a special spot for the eldest, Spirit Rider, and the youngest, Tall Tales. It could be that, or it could just be the fact that it's so damn fun!

Quite a departure from Dawn and Dusk and the Fifth Series, Tall Tales really is about fun. I'd like to say that it never goes so far as to be silly, it certainly treads the line sometimes. More than any other, this is a series for kids, but still applies to everyone else. It's my own personal Doctor Who.

It's also my most disjointed series, or to put it another way, there is no set reading order. Each adventure exists of itself. That isn't to say that each book takes place in another universe. It's just that you can read them in any order. At a push you could say that 'The Terrible Threat of the Origin Stories' and 'The Terrible Threat of the Empty Fridge' are the first and last ones, but the rest come anywhere you please!

These are also slightly short stories. So far I've only written one, and it came to about one hundred pages (hand-written on pages of various sizes). So I've decided to release Tall Tales in volumes of about three stories per book.

They're all going to be 'The Terrible Threat of …' and as yet I've not decided what stories go in what volumes, but at the moment I have ideas for the Terrible Threat of …

- Land

- Cell Phones

- Christmas

- Eggs Isle

- Origin Stories

- Zodiacs

- Sheep

- The Kraken

- A Real Job

- Alternate Worlds

- The Moon

- A New Model

- Frowners

- Holy Matrimony

- Captain Shrew

- Honey

- Elections

Fifth Series - The Arch Mages

When magic returned to the planet, six seven particular Mages along with Theophilius, came to control the seven brands of magic. They came to be known as the Arch Mages. Each one also took a portion of the world as their own.

Apart from Theophilius, all the other positions have changes hands over the years since the Mages came to power. The current batch of Arch Mages are all decidedly shifty characters, with each of them hiding a secret – and that includes Theophilius himself.

Whilst they are the most powerful Mages on the planet, they also represent magic's one weak link. They are all bound by something known as the Pact and if their halves re fulfilled, then magic no longer has use of them...
The Arch Mages represented something quite new, where my villains are concerned. Usually I like to put a lot of emphasis on an overarching villain, present throughout the series and appearing in a very visible sense in every book. Theophilius does fill the role of Head Villain, but as of my current plans he certainly doesn't appear in every book and when he does, it isn't for very long.

Having the Arch Mages quite literally rule the world, puts them on quite a pedestal, which is what I want. I want them to appear larger than life and completely unapproachable, which just makes it more of an achievement whenever the group manages to topple one of them.

Fifth Series - Eleanor Derage

Acting as Emma's unofficial parental guardian, Eleanor Derage is one of the very few people in the world who has still knows about Human history and the wonders of technology, actually hoarding quite a bit of it in her observatory home.

Whilst, for all intents and purposes, she appears to be a kind, sweet old lady, Eleanor was once a prominent member of the Human rebellion, only going into hiding to raise Emma. However her passion never died and she passed on all of knowledge and her sleeping anger, onto her young and impressionable granddaughter. Now some years later, she has come to regret this, seeing as it has turned an innocent child into a bitter fighter.

With regards to the rest of the group, Eleanor acts as a sort of mother figure, often giving advice and calling for calm and order. Whilst she isn't much of a fighter any more, she is most certainly the brains of the organisation.

In a similar way to Emma, I wanted Eleanor to be a very visual part of the Human rebellion. However, she exists as a very different side of the rebellion, often having to reign in her granddaughter. Apart from that as well, she does have secrets of her own. Things that won't be revealed for some time...

Fifth Series - Emma Derage

Emma Derage is everything the Human rebels could ask for. She's an orphan, she's angry, and she hates Mages. As something of a local legend, there are naturally a whole host of rumours surrounding her, tantamount among them, that she killed a Mage. Whether or not all the rumours are true, the teenage girl does have a worryingly close relationship with knives and is often remarkably cold.

The only person who can reason with her and who she in return, shows any pleasantness, is her grandmother and guardian – Eleanor Derage. She is very protective of her grandmother, her being the only kind of parent Emma has ever known.

When she eventually winds up with Jack and Mark, she treats the two of them with utter annoyance, seeing them as little more than meddlesome children – even though they're the same age. Tad is another matter though. As he's a Mage (and a whiny, insulting brat as well) she hates him with a passion.

When it came to Emma as a person, the thing I wanted to concentrate on is her anger. She is a little ball of fury who just wants to get even with a world that she feels owes her something. But at the same time, I felt it apt to show her relationship with her grandmother, in order to show a softer side to an otherwise uncompromising and perhaps even vicious character.