Saturday, 28 July 2012

Tall Tales - Hermes Stilt

Hermes Stilt enjoyed about nine years of happiness and normality, when he was a child. Back then he was known as Hermes Steed and was surrounded by a loving family. However the world decided he was just perfectly suited for tragedy.

His family accidentally came into the path of a monstrous Demon. Whilst it's uncertain as to whether Hermes genuinely can't remember much from that day, or he simply blocked out the trauma – three things are certain. The Demon killed all of Hermes' family. It tore off his legs. And it escaped.

Eventually some Government people came across the gruesome scene. Hermes pleaded with the Government to make them understand what happened, but this is the Age of Technology. As much as the Government knows there's a lot of unexplained and magical things still in the world, they're the first to deny such things. So rather than believe a terrified boy's story about a Demon, they decided he must be a cold and calculating killer, and charged him with the murder of his family – also sentencing him to death.

Thankfully the Government isn't all bad, and Sir Butchery, one of the President's personal bodyguards, took pity on Hermes and helped him to escape. He brought him to Dr. Fayetteville, an old retired pirate. He believed Hermes' story and built him his mechanical wooden legs. He also agreed to teach the boy to fight and for the next fifteen years, was his personal trainer. The training olny came to an end when Dr. Fayetteville died of a terminal illness. On his death-bed he told Hermes how to find Pyrus, the original pirate, the person he'd have to seek if he wanted to become a Pirate Captain. He revealed to him that Pyrus was an ancient creature – and certainly not to be trusted. He was once a powerful monster, but he was stripped of his power and imprisoned. He was also the best source of information on the Demon.

So Hermes sought out Pyrus and was declared a Pirate Captain. At the same time he dropped the name Steed in place of Stilt, thinking it was a stupid name for someone with no real legs. He also asked Pyrus about his Demon and the two came to an agreement. Whenever Stilt found some item or relic that brought Pyrus a step closer to being free or returning to his old form, he'd offer Stilt a hint about his Demon.

By tradition, Stilt was accompanied on his travels by a long-dead Pirate Captain's ghost, who could offer advice. This was how Stilt came to befriend Captain Jacob Daniels. It was also on this day that he met fellow Pirate Captain, Laura Emmultine. Needless to say, several dates and months later, the two of them were married.

However when it came to piracy, the two of them had severe issues. Whilst Laura was happy to go along killing and robbing, Stilt was decidedly more lawful, declaring that he was falsely accused of murder and he'd never commit a further crime. But even more troubling was Laura's obsession with land. She'd grown up around legends of ancient machines called Terraformers, which could bring land back to the world. Stilt simply couldn't see the point of such a thing and eventually it caused so many arguments that the two decided to get divorced. In fact by the end it was so bad, Laura wanted to kill Stilt... and still does in fact.

So Stilt was practically alone and no closer to finding his Demon. It was time to form a crew...

I always think that Stilt is a remarkably bright and chirpy character, considering his rather grim past. Then again, they say some people are happier as a reflex of such things. Maybe it's the fact that Stilt's got a light Scottish accent. You can never go wrong there.

I like that he's usually very calm and jokey in the face of some the mad adventures he and his crew end up in. He's infinitely brave and unwaveringly loyal, doing anything for his crew. He's also a very smart man, often being the main brain behind all of their plans.

One of the only problems I sometimes have when it comes to writing him is remembering that his legs make him about twelve foot tall, and that can have consequences in normal-sized rooms!

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